#texten on
on 1:INPUT:*: {
  if ( $1 == yo ) { msg $active $cg(Yo) $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == wb ) { msg $active $cg(Welcome ack) $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == np ) { msg $active $cg(o Problem) $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == brb ) { msg $active $cg(e Right ack) $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == bbl ) { msg $active $cg(e ack ater) $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == lol ) { msg $active $cg(aughing 0ut oud) $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == bbs ) { msg $active $cg(e ack Soon) $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == gtg ) { msg $active $cg(Got To Go) $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == wtf ) { msg $active $cg(What The Fuck!?) $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == nm ) { msg $active $cg(ever Mind) $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == stfu ) { msg $active $cg(hut The Fuck p!) $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == rofl ) { msg $active $cg(Rolling n The Floor aughing) $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == lmao ) { msg $active $cg(aughing My $s ff) $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == lmfao ) { msg $active $cg(aughing My Fuckin $ ff) $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == roflmao ) { msg $active $cg(Rolling n The F|oor aughing My $s ff)  $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == hehe ) { msg $active $cg(HeHeHe) $2- | halt }           
  if ( $1 == hmm ) { msg $active $cg(Hmm)  $2- | halt }                    
  if ( $1 == hmmm ) { msg $active $cg(Hmmm) $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == hmmmm ) { msg $active $cg(Hmmmm) $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == omg ) { msg $active $cg(h My God!)  $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == k ) { msg $active $cg(Kay) $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == ok ) { msg $active $cg(kay) $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == btw ) { msg $active $cg(y The Way)  $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == back ) { msg $active $cg(ack)  $2- | halt }
  if ( $1 == jk ) { msg $active $cg(Jus Kiddin) $2- | halt } 
  if ( $1 == haha ) { msg $active $cg(HaHa) $2- | halt } 
  if ( $1 == bye ) { msg $active $cg(Bye) $2- | halt } 
  if ( $1 == cya ) { msg $active $cg(C-Ya) $2- | halt } 
  if ( $1 == hello ) { msg $active $cg(Hello)  $2- | halt } 
  if ( $1 == gtg ) { msg $active $cg(Gotta Go)  $2- | halt } 
  if ( $1 == ho ) { msg $active $cg(Hold On)  $2- | halt } 
  if ( $1 == hi ) { msg $active $cg(Hiya!) $2- | halt }
if (1$  == penis) {msg $active $cg(Ps) $2- | halt } 
}
#texten end
alias web return $spc http://www.angelfire.com/il2/sk8trsplace
